We've all had this happen to us before. A target logs on in the middle of an attack, and send you a message saying that they're online.
This thread is where you put the funniest conversations that you've had when a target logs on.
Here's one that I had earlier today:
Target: lol pwned
Me: Thanks. I recalled my first fleet and sent another one with a lot more ships. It's war, you know.
Me: Have a nice day.